Clunky-Samurai's Reviews

[Spacetime Fabric Softener]

Really smooth animation... probably one of the smoothest flash animations i've seen on newgrounds. Or any site for that matter. It was very pleaseing to the eyes to say the least. The music was like jazz mixed with some video game music. The whole thing was just plain good, and made me chuckle at some parts.

[Late For School]

You should have made the young woman look more feminine. You know give her fuller eyelashes, and maybe give her odd colored hair. Even a bow in her hair would have made her more recognizeable as a female. Just because she has a skirt on dosen't nessacarily make her look feminine (some sex appeal never hurts). The animation itself was a little on the stiff side, but it gets the job done.

[When Peeing]

5 stars... Why? Well it's because this flash animation was funny, well animated, and had a nice punchline. Thats fucking why.

[Femblast]

All I can say about this is that it's basically asteroids for dummies with a horrible message to it. It's just plain bad. Keep things like this to yourself and/or your ignorant friends please.

[Project Dark Campus]

The only thing terror inducing about this game is the complete lack of any npc that could possibly tell me anything. Also the terror of a pixel character superimposed onto a click and drag background. Either pixel up the background or draw up a character; the mixing of the two is just not esthetically pleasing. I too feel as though you should have put in some sort of instructions so that the player can find out how to at least interact with things. Instead of just wandering around a poorly executed background. Speaking of terror... that song loop. 5 seconds of do-do-do do and it just keeps going on and on. No mute button either just a constant battery of the same few notes over and over again. The shear TERROR... next time you make a game could you at least make it playable?

[Ms Whitehood v2]

Ok this is an okay game, but there is this glitch on level 5 where Ms. Whitehood will actually disappear after respawning. This is rather annoying because then I have to refresh the page. Heres another suggestion: maybe you should add a title page in your next iteration of this game, and a storyline never hurt anybody. Other than that this game is... playable.

[Chasing them]

Pretty disappointing that we don't get to see the bat.

[Attacking da]

Honestly, same.

[Friend art.]

Hey, at least she's enjoying her final moments.